Funny Engraved Bamboo & Slate Cheeseboard Set with Knives – “Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese” Quote

For the cheese lover who appreciates good humour as much as good cheese, meet our Funny Engraved Bamboo & Slate Cheeseboard Set. Featuring the iconic line “Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis-a-brie?”, this board brings personality and flavour to every platter.

Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a removable slate tile and three stainless-steel cheese knives stored neatly inside, this board is as practical as it is hilarious. Whether you’re gifting a foodie friend, celebrating a housewarming, or treating yourself (because you camembert not to), this platter guarantees smiles and delicious memories.

Each board is engraved in-house right here in NZ — quality, local, and made with love.

🧀 Why You’ll Love It

• Eco-friendly bamboo base with built-in knife storage
• Slate serving board with engraved cheese quote
• Includes 3 stainless-steel cheese knives
  
• Engraved on site in New Zealand
• Guaranteed to get a laugh (& be the star of the snack table)
  
  

🎁 A Perfect Gift For

• Cheese lovers & foodies
• Housewarmings & birthdays
• Engagements & anniversaries
• Christmas gifting & Secret Santa
• Hostess gifts
• Anyone with great taste (& great humour)

Bring on the brie, set the vibes, and get ready for the compliments — and the giggles.