Funny Engraved Bamboo & Slate Cheeseboard Set – “Everybody’s Looking for Colby”

Turn snack time into a show-stopper with our hilarious engraved bamboo & slate cheeseboard set — featuring the viral cheese-lyric twist on a classic song line:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
I cheddar the world & the feta cheese.
Everybody’s looking for Colby.

For the cheese fanatic who loves a good pun, a good platter, and a good sing-along, this board brings personality, humour, and serious style to every grazing moment.

Crafted from sustainable bamboo with a solid slate tile insert and three stainless-steel cheese knives stored neatly in the base — it’s equal parts functional and fabulous. Thoughtfully engraved in NZ and designed to make people laugh, snack, and come back for another slice.

🧀 Features

• Engraved slate board with iconic cheese lyric twist
• Premium bamboo base with built-in knife storage
• Includes 3 stainless-steel cheese knives
• Slate tile lifts out for serving & cleaning
• Engraved locally in New Zealand
• Perfect size for cheese boards, grazing tables & platters