“Busy AF” Funny Collins Branded A5 Diary / Planner – One Day Per Page

Keep it real with the "Busy As Fuck" diary — the ultimate planner for those who juggle a hundred things at once and still (somehow) make it look like they have their life together.

This Collins-branded A5 diary gives you one full page per day to scribble, plan, vent, or plot world domination. With a bold, cheeky cover that says what everyone else is thinking, it’s equal parts functional and funny.

Whether it’s for you or a mate who thrives on sarcasm, this planner makes “getting organised” way more entertaining.

If you'd prefer the sweary version of this diary, you can find it here. 

✨ Features

• Genuine Collins A5 day-per-page diary
• Sturdy hardcover with our exclusive UV-printed design
• Plenty of space for appointments, notes and random thoughts
• Ideal for work, study, or keeping your life (somewhat) together
• The covers are designed and printed on site in our studio (custom designs available by request!)