“Fuck Off, I’m Busy” Funny Collins Branded A5 Diary / Planner – One Day Per Page

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and world domination is a planner that tells it like it is.

Our “Fuck Off, I’m Busy” diary is a Collins-branded A5 planner with one day per page, giving you plenty of room to plan, vent, doodle or procrastinate productively.

Perfect for anyone who juggles chaos and caffeine — whether it’s for the office, your desk at home, or as the world’s most honest gift for a friend.

✨ Features:

• Genuine Collins A5 day-per-page diary
• Sturdy hardcover with our exclusive UV-printed design
• Plenty of space for appointments, notes and random thoughts
• Ideal for work, study, or keeping your life (somewhat) together
• The covers are designed and printed on site in our studio (custom designs available by request!)